Video of the century.
MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS
communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped
*maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*
Xabi Alonso has set a new Bundesliga record: Most touches of the ball (206) during a game!
Hemingway goes up to the counter and orders one espresso. It’s hot. He drinks it in silence. It makes him remember his father’s cabin. He thinks about the woman he loved once. He does not smile. The coffee reminds him of war - short but painful, swallowed down quickly. One could order worse drinks. He leaves Starbucks and walks out into the rain.